I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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