Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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