He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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