she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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