I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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