I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wanna go halves on a baby?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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