I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My pussy is not your playground.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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