I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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