Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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