In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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