We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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