question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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