Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
