Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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