Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
