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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.

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(253): View more from Washington

when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot

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(440): View more from Ohio

he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(816): View more from Missouri

she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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(310): View more from California

See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.

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(435): View more from Utah

My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar

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