How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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