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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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