i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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