Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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