So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
