the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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