don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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