We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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