i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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