Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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