I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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