he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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