I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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