I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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