dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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