Do you still have your period?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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