i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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