Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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