Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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