But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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