ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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