And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
