Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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