It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
ok first of all what the fuck
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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