Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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