I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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