i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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