But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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