How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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