ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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