Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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