I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Mom said you looked used
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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