I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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