It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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