On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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