Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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