Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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